it's my birthday in exactly one week
i've asked my brother for a blender. all the better for making daiquiris!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:55,
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You could have Blender today ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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this doesn't help me get daiquiris
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:59,
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You could render one ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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too much like hard work
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:14,
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Also for removing "evidence"
I've had blender days too.
"Bones to pulp" was my foolish insistance.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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learn the lessons taugh us by john george haigh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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Wife Smoothies?
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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he wasn't married
but he was under the delusion that sulphuric acid would destroy bones completely. thanks to the foresight of his last victim, olive durand-deacon and his erroneous beliefs, he was caught, jailed and executed.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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What?
The guy out of Duran Duran did what? Is this provable?
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:18,
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i wish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:22,
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