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# It not just the price but the customers kind of push past you as if you have no right to be in their store
I'm no chav but shopping in that place makes me feel so fucking underclass I want to mug them just for shits and giggles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# fuck, i know what you mean
i've got an aunt who suffers from a severe case of hyacinth bucket syndrome, she absolutely fucking LOVES waitrose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Morrisons FTW
they have everything, it's easy to find, and it's a pleasure to shop there and you don't have to mug any customers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# i love their seafood selection pack
it costs £1 and every time mum goes to morrisons, she brings me some back. it's one of the great things about living alone, she thinks i can't cope and likes to buy me treats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Awww that's so sweet
my family aren't like that they don't give a shit if I'm coping or not - not exactly true we always went our own ways so I'm very comfortable in my own ways.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# it's a bit stifling at times, tbh
the other day she said "close your eyes and hold your hands out, i've got a surprise for you". so i did.
next minute, whack! bag of frozen prawns right in the face! she laughed her arse off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I love your mum hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# the woman has an evil sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Morrisons have the best in-store bakery (and hot food)
It takes a northerner to know how to properly cook pies (and chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# their scones are lovely, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# So true their Crantock Traditional Cornish Pasties are superb
and their Steak Pies are all teh win.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# mmmm, pies
just had a call from my brother, seems it's my turn to go and make sunday dinner. they can wait till the bloody film's finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)