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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# jesus in carbonite
looks like a concert going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# don't worry
they defrost him at easter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# we usually just have turkey and lamb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# heathen!
for easter it's choccy eggs or nowt
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# i'm 37 on saturday and i STILL get a choccy egg off my parents
i'm the only one out of 4 who gets a special egg. the others get mars eggs or somesuch, i get lovely dark chocolate eggy goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# chocolate is great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# i want chocolate now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I'm 47 and I still get an easter egg off my sister,
in fact, is it easter yet? Jesus, you get back here now, I want my egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# so do i!
think i'll go to my mum's after smokey and the bandit, she's always got chocolate. i'll have to have a word with her about the cornettos though, she keeps buying the strawberry ones and i don't like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Mmm, bar of choccy in the cupboard, I'll have a few chunks while no one's looking

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hehehe
Beware the evils of the choccy cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Too late!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Jesus Saved First!! Fuck you Lucas!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# jesus saved with natwest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# He used to but they charged him for use of the OverDraft
so he switched to the Co-op
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# co-op is shit
but it's better than waitrose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Waitrose is terrible for choice I'd need a second mortgage for some sliced ham
and their booze section sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# went in there once
£2.75 for 4 pears. walked out again pretty sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It not just the price but the customers kind of push past you as if you have no right to be in their store
I'm no chav but shopping in that place makes me feel so fucking underclass I want to mug them just for shits and giggles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# fuck, i know what you mean
i've got an aunt who suffers from a severe case of hyacinth bucket syndrome, she absolutely fucking LOVES waitrose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Morrisons FTW
they have everything, it's easy to find, and it's a pleasure to shop there and you don't have to mug any customers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# i love their seafood selection pack
it costs £1 and every time mum goes to morrisons, she brings me some back. it's one of the great things about living alone, she thinks i can't cope and likes to buy me treats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Awww that's so sweet
my family aren't like that they don't give a shit if I'm coping or not - not exactly true we always went our own ways so I'm very comfortable in my own ways.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# it's a bit stifling at times, tbh
the other day she said "close your eyes and hold your hands out, i've got a surprise for you". so i did.
next minute, whack! bag of frozen prawns right in the face! she laughed her arse off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I love your mum hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# the woman has an evil sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Morrisons have the best in-store bakery (and hot food)
It takes a northerner to know how to properly cook pies (and chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# their scones are lovely, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# So true their Crantock Traditional Cornish Pasties are superb
and their Steak Pies are all teh win.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# mmmm, pies
just had a call from my brother, seems it's my turn to go and make sunday dinner. they can wait till the bloody film's finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Now with added cgi angels.
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# re your last panel


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)