LOL!My Grandad has been prescribed codeine for his loose bowels and his leg.
Because he keeps shitting all over his gammy leg.
LOL!!!!!!111!
(Because he keeps shitting all over his gammy leg.
LOL!!!!!!111!
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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Could you say that he is shitting his leg off?
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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may as well be.Hull City Council have pissed tons of money up the wall on him, they bought him an Adjustmatic bed, he leaves it unplugged to save on the leccy.
He has the emergency doctor out 3 times a week, but he's not deemed enfeebled enough to go in a home.
Cue my parents driving a 140 mile round trip twice a week to tend to him.
(He has the emergency doctor out 3 times a week, but he's not deemed enfeebled enough to go in a home.
Cue my parents driving a 140 mile round trip twice a week to tend to him.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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Sorry if this is unduly harsh, but why not just shoot the cunt? BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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Biggest LOL of the week.Clicked!
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21,
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Not allowed near guns.Just in case *it* happens again.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:24,
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I wasn't trying to be funny.He's a huge burden on everyone and doesn't seem to be tremendously popular with the family.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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Just saying, if my family all hated me and I was doing nothing but drain resources,I wouldn't have a problem with being shot in the head.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:35,
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Fairly certain he'll off himself in the next year or so.Can't keeping shitting yourself on purpose without there being repercussions.
I'm sorry but taking a load of arse clogging drugs isn't going to stop a diet of beans on toast every meal of the day having some form of impact on your system.
(I'm sorry but taking a load of arse clogging drugs isn't going to stop a diet of beans on toast every meal of the day having some form of impact on your system.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:32,
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Hang on, he's shitting himself on purpose?Is he mentally unwell?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41,
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Not according to his GP and the Physiatric Nurse who met him. He's just 'silly old grandad' when anyone else is around.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:21,
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Windeaze might be a little better...If not for him, the people around him.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:48,
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Grind 'em up, snort em, It's a rush!Although if it is that loose, just drunk it like a milkshake.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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lactose intolerant the old giffer is.I'd be more worried about him but he's put us through hell since my nan died.
Tip: Grandad's have a 45% chance of turning into Albert Steptoe once your grandma dies.
(Tip: Grandad's have a 45% chance of turning into Albert Steptoe once your grandma dies.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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