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# I DID PICTUIRES I REMEBHER HERE


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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Haha, this reminds me of that time Mortal Wombat's grandad died.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# And the time we spent hours with an xray machine pointed at his crotch through the window!
How we laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# LOL!
My Grandad has been prescribed codeine for his loose bowels and his leg.
Because he keeps shitting all over his gammy leg.
LOL!!!!!!111!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Could you say that he is shitting his leg off?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# may as well be.
Hull City Council have pissed tons of money up the wall on him, they bought him an Adjustmatic bed, he leaves it unplugged to save on the leccy.

He has the emergency doctor out 3 times a week, but he's not deemed enfeebled enough to go in a home.
Cue my parents driving a 140 mile round trip twice a week to tend to him.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry if this is unduly harsh, but why not just shoot the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Biggest LOL of the week.
Clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Not allowed near guns.
Just in case *it* happens again.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be funny.
He's a huge burden on everyone and doesn't seem to be tremendously popular with the family.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# ah, I see Rob's point now
;)
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Just saying, if my family all hated me and I was doing nothing but drain resources,
I wouldn't have a problem with being shot in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Fairly certain he'll off himself in the next year or so.
Can't keeping shitting yourself on purpose without there being repercussions.

I'm sorry but taking a load of arse clogging drugs isn't going to stop a diet of beans on toast every meal of the day having some form of impact on your system.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Hang on, he's shitting himself on purpose?
Is he mentally unwell?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Not according to his GP and the Physiatric Nurse who met him.
He's just 'silly old grandad' when anyone else is around.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Windeaze might be a little better...
If not for him, the people around him.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Grind 'em up, snort em, It's a rush!
Although if it is that loose, just drunk it like a milkshake.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# lactose intolerant the old giffer is.
I'd be more worried about him but he's put us through hell since my nan died.

Tip: Grandad's have a 45% chance of turning into Albert Steptoe once your grandma dies.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# That is childish and puerile and the BEST thing on here in months!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# yay for SSG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# man i didn't realise i had so many images saved here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# *hurriedly draws*


ITS A ELLYFUNT LOL 3===D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i remember doing this, i had drunk a lot of gin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# needless to say i thought it was the best thing i had ever done at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# until i later went for a poo which then became the best thing i'd ever done.
for the record, doing a poo while out of your mind on gin is massively inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# pfft......I once had a poo out of my mind on acid
I'll never forget it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I just hope you didn't listen to it.
Shit works for The Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# it was outside on the ground
remember looking back at it in total awe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# The concept of acid has always intrigued me.
I can't say I'd go right ahead and try it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# early trips were always touch and go/borderline insanity
later came the pure experience of the beauty of everything...........everything!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I guess I can't comment on drugs much...
I don't even smoke standard ciggies, weed, anything.

But yeah, I've heard of some lovely trips, but some fucking awful ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# http://www.buyresearchchemicals.co.uk/
all legal :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# seeing grown men trembling and crying (a few times)....
...can be quite scary.Guess it's not suitable for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# In all fairness I've seen people do that from booze
LIGHTWEIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I have but I was only 17, so...
Plus it was totally valid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# true...we've all "been there done that"........booze has an innocent glossy facade...
underneath it's quite evil....as anyone who's ever overdosed will testify to.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# We still talking about booze? If so, definitely.
I never really get totally wasted; just tipsy is fine for me; I never like being more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I'll drink to that :D
just a wee one though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I mean, I got fairly tipsy last night, not to the point of where I didn't know what I was doing.
The rest of this week will be a challenge, birthday tomorrow and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# you doing acid...
never would I have linked those two things :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# It's a hell of an experience isnt it?
That feeling of 'letting go' and closing your eyes the nnot being sure if you're actually on a toilet and panicking and opening your eyes to check and being sat on the toilet and thinking whew and getting lost in the experience and closing your eyes and then worrying that you're not actually on the toilet and panicking and opening your eyes and....
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# And also the poop massages your prostate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha....that sums it up perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# GWAAAAARRGH!
That's bloody frightening XD

And I shall have to try that one; not much of a gin drinker; more a vodka and brandy kinda guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I love this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# whoah there is an elephant in my collection!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Haha! He's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahah! fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It's just... beautiful
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# nice
Makes me think of Beefheart liner note artwork
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# oh crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# This
is why I come to this board.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Hey are you some kind of intellectual?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# classically trained intellectual no less
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU GRONKPAN!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Such a wonderful time for old friends
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# 'lo Gobby
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# the BEAUTIFUL flowerpot, everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *Eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# *enhurgles*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# hey steady on i'm not that kind of girl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I never did find out what a hollerback girl is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# my legs r killin me,
i dun the cardiff half marathon today and somehow it wus all uphill :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I finally got it! Yay!
I thought the wheelie bin had a life of it's own. It was all a joke. I'm a little bit slow you know.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# The wheelie bin does have a life of its own
but that's another story
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I can see it. Rolling around with it's big lid clomping away, scaring all of the children.
And masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# NOW THIS IS B3TA
could do with more WIDE EYES and tentacles though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Speaking of which, any bets on what Moggy's next picture will be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I don't know for certain
but I suspect it'll involve zombie girl nurse (who is 50 or something... ) being multiteamed by JJ characters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)