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# *hic*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It was spread out through all of Sunday so I wasn't completely drunk or anything
actually feeling very perky and well today perhaps because it's a monday and it's my day off today! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# i had a bottle of wine last night
now i have a bottle of air.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Sheffield Council give us blue bins for plastic, glass and aluminium cans to go in
looking in mine makes me look like a complete piss head haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# we get green bins for that
i've been waiting a year for a replacement bin after some kids nicked the last one. i'm not looking forward to my neighbours thinking i'm an utter lush ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's an urban myth or not but I heard
that they set fire to the bins as they give off a chemical that makes them high - I find this a bit hard to believe but it could explain so many wheelie bin fires.

menmedia.co.uk/tamesideadvertiser/news/s/1185588_dump_this_deadly_craze

apparently it is an urban myth but kids are so stupid they believed it - maybe we should start a myth "Jumping off a tall building gives you a high!" quickly followed by a low ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# are you suggesting a chav cull?
not that i'd endorse such a move, of course.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Only the stupid ones of course - hmmm this might need some more thinking about
as the idea of smart-chavs sounds even more dangerous instead of hanging around the off-license leering at folk they will be hidden and camouflaged in ninja gear waiting to mug you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i've been reliably informed
that there's nobody around these parts scarier than me, so i'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)