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[challenge entry] :)

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# May the Force baa with you
: )
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# May the fleece be with you
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Jesus of Dagobah.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# The People's Front Of Jedidea
;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# the POPULAR people's front of jedidea
splitter!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# He'll never be let in a shopping precinct with that hoddie on!
Maybe he should go with a more stylise Snood!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# How's the beer stocks now?
;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Minus 8 cans of Carlsberg Export
but Plus one bottle of wine
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *hic*
:D
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It was spread out through all of Sunday so I wasn't completely drunk or anything
actually feeling very perky and well today perhaps because it's a monday and it's my day off today! \o/
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# i had a bottle of wine last night
now i have a bottle of air.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Sheffield Council give us blue bins for plastic, glass and aluminium cans to go in
looking in mine makes me look like a complete piss head haha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# we get green bins for that
i've been waiting a year for a replacement bin after some kids nicked the last one. i'm not looking forward to my neighbours thinking i'm an utter lush ;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's an urban myth or not but I heard
that they set fire to the bins as they give off a chemical that makes them high - I find this a bit hard to believe but it could explain so many wheelie bin fires.

menmedia.co.uk/tamesideadvertiser/news/s/1185588_dump_this_deadly_craze

apparently it is an urban myth but kids are so stupid they believed it - maybe we should start a myth "Jumping off a tall building gives you a high!" quickly followed by a low ;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# are you suggesting a chav cull?
not that i'd endorse such a move, of course.....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Only the stupid ones of course - hmmm this might need some more thinking about
as the idea of smart-chavs sounds even more dangerous instead of hanging around the off-license leering at folk they will be hidden and camouflaged in ninja gear waiting to mug you!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i've been reliably informed
that there's nobody around these parts scarier than me, so i'm ok.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha, life-saver!
Great work sir, mornin' clicks!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Cheers Q!
And Ning!! :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Lightsabers make everything better.
Hope you dont mind me pea-ing this here (yet again)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)