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# But surely the dog would be pleased by that?
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# When my dog farted he was always very surprised about it.
And used to send his accusatory looks my way.
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# When I farted,
the dog used to leave the room.
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# That's quite an achievement
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# Mine still does...
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# mate of mine used to have an alsatian..
we had to leave the room when it farted.....decided I didn't want a dog after that.
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# The farts are nothing compared to the sheer trauma induced by scooping their poo
*shivers with memory*
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# when i heard about anal glands
any thoughts of getting a dog went right out of the window
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# Haha
ew.
Edit: Have you not been snipped yet?
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# i prefer smaller animals
that are fine if you forget to feed them occasionally
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# Like midgets?
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# no, like spiders
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# no, not yet
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# Booo
Odd question, but... if you could take a celebrity into the theatre with you (or have a famous surgeon), whom would it be? I think I would choose Bob Holness and Bill Bailey. "Can I have a clamp please, Bob?"
"What 'clamp' is used to hold heavy items onto flat surfaces?"
*Gets guitar out and sings* "Er...G?"
"Correct!" etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hmmm
i'd gor for jeff goldblum and bill bailey. bailey is a loon and goldblum can tinker with my internals any time!
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# Someone ought to 'shop that....
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# pfff
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