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[challenge entry] Blears Of War

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Cold, dead eyes of a great white chomping down on a baby seal
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Are you describing your own face while you masturbate savagely to thoughts of Blears?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yes
or at least the Bride of Chucky doll that I like to pretend is her as I wind its ginger locks tighter and tighter around my throbbing shaft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Now you've mentioned that similarity
I'll be grating at my helmet with this bag of broken glass and nails all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# May I recommend melting a little bit of plastic onto the base of the glans
It'll bring tears to your eyes and put hair on your chest
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Aww man, it melted right through my banjo string
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, that reminds me of one I did a while back, and it actually fits the competition!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# instalol
That crowbar could do nothing for concrete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Her and Widdy, a Vagabond sandwich.
Whoa momma. Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)