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# that cock-shaped mattress has sprung a few springs
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Cock-shaped mattress, eh?
I think you've spotted a gap in the market there
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# i'm pretty sure you can already get them
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I don't think BHS stocks sheets for them though.
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# custom jobs, definitely
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I think you'll find that is a vagina shaped one.
The gap that is.
{:-)
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Mat shaped cocktress?
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yep, too many and far too curly to meet the B3ta standard.
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# it's like some kind of curly cockforest
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The image of a cockforest, oh no, at dusk with their little glinty eyes seem following me.
'sits down'
'refuses to move'
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# lay off the drugs ;)
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Just revealing my weird perversion for spiral pubes.
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)