that cock-shaped mattress has sprung a few springs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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Cock-shaped mattress, eh?
I think you've spotted a gap in the market there
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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i'm pretty sure you can already get them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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I don't think BHS stocks sheets for them though.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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custom jobs, definitely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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I think you'll find that is a vagina shaped one.
The gap that is.
{:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02,
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Mat shaped cocktress?
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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Yep, too many and far too curly to meet the B3ta standard.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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it's like some kind of curly cockforest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02,
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The image of a cockforest, oh no, at dusk with their little glinty eyes seem following me.
'sits down'
'refuses to move'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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lay off the drugs ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:13,
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Just revealing my weird perversion for spiral pubes.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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