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# Hope they're paying those web designers well
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# Shopped only please

O_O
How many pubes!!!!!!!
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# Extra pubes make a penis more distinguished, I find
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# they look like badly-made wrinkly sausages
"distinguished" isn't a word i'd use to describe them
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# *concedes defeat*
It does make sexual selection sound like a rubbish argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# it's still fun, though
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# that cock-shaped mattress has sprung a few springs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Cock-shaped mattress, eh?
I think you've spotted a gap in the market there
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# i'm pretty sure you can already get them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I don't think BHS stocks sheets for them though.
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# custom jobs, definitely
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# I think you'll find that is a vagina shaped one.
The gap that is.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Mat shaped cocktress?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yep, too many and far too curly to meet the B3ta standard.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# it's like some kind of curly cockforest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The image of a cockforest, oh no, at dusk with their little glinty eyes seem following me.
'sits down'
'refuses to move'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# lay off the drugs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Just revealing my weird perversion for spiral pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Clive!
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