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# ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS^, MR. PORTER?
you too could have a nice shiny candle if you really wanted it.
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Look what I have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# you're just a fire hazard!
you big showoff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ill donate once that candle gets at least a 2 frame animation
so far it looks like some weird dildo or something
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# If you click on it it tells you interesting stuff that happened on that day in history...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# i just looked at that
seems there was a bomb in a london club the day i was born
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# what if i promised you sexy cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# men!
they just don't understand dildos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# They are both functional and aesthetically pleasing
Who wouldn't want one as an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# john bobbit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Well I'm kind of attached to my tooth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)