The one I remember is'Mowing the lawn'.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked,
Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59,
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not really that great though, unless it's a sunday afternoon, no one will notice you're not outside mowing the lawn and that the lawn is shorter the following day
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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