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# I AM THE HERO THAT GOTHAM DESERVES!

(Guess what I've been playing all weekend)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Scrabble?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Scrabble isn't a game.
It's a chore.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# "No you're not doing the dishes until you've finished this game of Scrabble!"
what
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# To me, saying "Let's play scrabble" is like saying "Let's watch this paint dry for a while"
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# don't tell me you're more of a Cleudo man
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hero Quest.
I play a Dwarf called Crotch-High.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# My parents bought me Hero Quest one year, for some reason.
I think I played it once. Then the following year they got me the expansion packs.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Even against Gonzy?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# You are dylsexik
AICMFP.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# In my day 'playing scrabble' was code for 'sexy tiem'
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# The one I remember is
"Mowing the lawn".
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# not really that great though,
unless it's a sunday afternoon, no one will notice you're not outside mowing the lawn and that the lawn is shorter the following day
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You are Tim Bisley AICMFP
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# you should try naked australian rules scrabble
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# do you get points for not spelling the words correctly?
/afl weird scoring joke
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I've seen people... BRAVE MEN... break down in tears... it's the consonants, man...
man...

Every night I wake up screaming... the looming beige squares coming to seal my fate...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Babble
would be a better game,,ya know just makin up your own words
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Is it any good?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Yes and no.
It wouldn't be a Rocksteady production without some f**king terrible design decisions.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# As long as it's got a better ending than Asylum I'll be happy
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# That was slightly disappointing
especially how easy the final Joker fight was. A sociopathic genius and all he could manage was to do the same thing over and over.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Moggy's Golden Bum?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Dogeyes?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# :D
*Adjusts Stupid Hat*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I wish Moggy was more like Ding. I didn't have the pleasure of seeing some of his madness, but still...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# i wish moggy wasn't so rubbish
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# ^This
For an assumed Japanese schoolgirl, she is frighteningly dull.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hide From The DA Mentals?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# She back?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
She never left.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I've just been perusing her back catalogue,
what the hell is the deal there?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Goodness knows
I think she's here to stay though. These are strange days indeed.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I get random messages from her.
Very hard trying to decypher what she's asking....if she's asking anything at all.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Have a look down the board a few hours, there's a fair bit of wibble down there.
As you say, it's hard to know what's being said.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# How DARE I?!
:D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# GROW UP JOLLYJACK
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :D You never know your luck.
/talk seem keen on spiriting her away to join them.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
We're gonna clone her.
Think about it, An ARMY of her.

Moggys sah, faasaaaaands of 'em!

:D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I'm equally as puzzled by the abuse she gets in return, mind you.
Her stuff is pretty weird I'll grant you, but nothing offensive from what I can see, though I haven't been following the story.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# There was some pretty umpleasant imagery attributed to Mogg.
I'm just fascinated to find out if it's a real Japanese person or an elaborate troll. Some of the posts still make me wonder.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Well, it takes a lot to get banned from DA
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# You didn't see what Michael Ellis found then
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I just did,
they're all 404 now though.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Asking for your soul... or if you can accept a package with her ear in it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# The reason you can't see her is because she's RIGHT BEHIND YOU
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *screams*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy is about to happen
I really do =(
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# If it does, well...
We will be able to prove that a picture can successfully sterilize a human.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# There is no hope.


(Face by Smallbrainfield)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# There she is!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Tekken?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Is it Ghostbusters 2?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Hide the sausage?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Can someone please explain this to me
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# it's a sex party
the messageboards are just a front for what is just, essentially a massive swinging society. wanna fuck?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# The Game?

ps: you just lost it
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# AARGH
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
*big LOL's*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I was considering getting this
but with BF3 coming out tomorrow, I'd do better investing in something with a longer lifespan.

EDIT: It comes out in the US tomorrow, us Brits have to wait till the 28th. Bugger.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# like a puppy
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Well there's nothing in the fridge so...
...I mean, umm...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Soggy Biscuit: The World Warrior?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I followed Jeccius' link and downloaded the entire GTA series off Steam for a fiver.
Consequently spent the entire weekend playing Vice City. I thought that game was forever lost to me after my PS2 died, but now it lives on.

*plugs in headphones*
*listens to Jan hammer*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Glad to be of service
Plus I've just finished Dead Island, so it will be GTA4 and Vice City all the way for me until something else turns up :)

EDIT Ohhhhh yeaaaahhhh :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Never really got into 4...
Will do VC and San Andreas, then check out Liberty City Stories I reckon.

Got to fit Skyrim in around all that so should see me well into the Spring!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Skyrim and Arkham City at some point
The thing with Arkham City is that once you've found everything that's pretty much it, would have to look at renting it for a week instead of buying.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# What does your Steam link refer to up there?
Blocked at work :o/
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# It's the splash screen for Vice City when you exit the game
"GREETINGS FROM VICE CITY", took a screengrab :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Vice City and San Andreas are the best two by far.
Vice City is the most fun story and music-wise, San Andreas probably trumps it in terms of sheer size and the amount of stuff to do. Still haven't played IV mind.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# if i may
i didn't like gta4. i found it too repetative. red dead redemption was very good however, especially if you play it in co op.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Vice City for me by a long chalk.
I do like San Andreas - even the much-derided weapon levelling aspect (bit of an RPG head at heart). I think at times the scale of SA works against it, where you can spend literally hours driving around in pursuit of a mission, and then die stupidly just before completing it and have to go through the whole rigmarole again.

GTAIV irritated me immensely I have to say. Just got too clever by half and the gameplay really suffered as a consequence.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of the Zero Punctuation rant-a-thons
but in GTAIV's case it summed up the game perfectly for me
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Mine was sat at work on Friday
whilst I was at home full of ill. So unfair.

Got my grubby mitts on it today though. Woo!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# MAGNET PI?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
? SS
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hide the sausage?
Fruit Jenga?
Hello! What's in that hole?
Fish football?
Water sports?
Truant?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# the mouth organ...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# BTW you were buried in soil...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# If this isn't the most threatening thing I have ever heard...
Chill the fuck out, seriously.

EDIT: You don't mind if I use that sentence as lyrics if I ever make a band?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
I just returned to him.
It's like a courtesy.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I do find it ironic how you're trying to tell him to grow up
When you're the one trying to stalk him through weird and frankly perverted drawings. Give up. Now.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Despite Just kidding....D:
Why does everybody make noise? When everybody made fun of me, anyone enjoyed it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I know what this means.
I liked the carrots detail.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Thanks :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That may be the single most sinister thing you've ever said.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Already Done.
@_@
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# What are you?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I'm batman
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I don't know!! DX
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Are you me?
You sound like a jerk, etc
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Oh for peat's sake.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# you really had to dig for that one
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# We don't need a hole thread of this do we?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I'm sure we could shovel in a few more
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You're all trowelling on the puns
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ahhhhh
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You really are full of fail aren't you
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Not half!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# This is her old DA account; she has another.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Not for long with any luck.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# You know what?
A Japanese friend of my partner revealed that this kind of 'art' is available in vending machines along with 'dirty schoolgirl's knickers'. So I therefore suggest it is not as 'innocent' as made out. I'm going to make good use of the 'ignore' button now for only the 2nd time since I signed up. Goodbye weirdo.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Quite
Getting banned from DA is quite an achievement in itself
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ?????????
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# tsuri
荒らし
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Right. I'll try and be civil here, as there is a tiny chance that you are genuine, and NOT a 47-year-old trucker called Dave ... not that I believe it for one moment:
Please stop posting dubious images of kids with underwear showing, child-age animals with underwear showing, nuns being spunked over by tentacle cocks etc etc.

Seriously. It isn't funny, and would be pretty difficult to explain away to my boss should he catch a glimpse of it on my screen. It's one thing to have employees visiting puerile humour sites, and another to have them viewing underage hentai bukkake in their lunch break. If for some reason you really feel the need to keep posting that shit, at least link to it instead and mark it NSFW.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# You do understand she wouldn't catch a word of this, right?
She'll probably see it as "YES, I do think your weird borderline-nonce pictures are brilliant! Post them all over the place so I can show my co-workers!"

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe I should send that message through babelfish
Seems to be what she's using to make the weird engrish phrases
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# I got the following...
"Yes, I'm your borderline strange - I think the image of the nonce are impressive! Please post me around so my colleagues can see!"

Fucking LOL.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# She is adult. aren't loli.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# how can you say she's an adult? it's an illustration, a depiction. she has no birth date.
your pics contain a lot of children in compromising positions, people don't like it and you have been told this repeatedly.
i find you and your ignorance very tiresome and your art very dull. take it back to da where other perv's can appreciate it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Wait.
You say they have no birth date, then you say they're children.
I have mixed feelings about all of this but there's a lot of daily mail-style reactionary nonsense in a lot of these responses.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ^ this
there seems to be a hatred bandwagon, although she is strangely able to take criticism on the chin more easily since she came back
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# As was said the other day
if it wasn't portraying itself as a 'aww, bless her naivety' foreign girl I wonder how tolerant people would be then to the borderline-noncery
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I don`t think it`s that bad, or interesting
but I relish the flounce potential
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# my point is that moggy claiming they're adults is neither here nor there
when someone complains that they do not wish to see kiddies being fiddled they don't want to see it. mogg saying they're adults makes no difference
my op was badly written, i had meant to say characters resembling children, or some sort.
i'm not sure what the daily mail responses you are refering to, but i wanted clear up my thoughts on this particular issue
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# IIRC
The law applies to images that look like they are of someone under age.
And the ones I've seen on here look like kids.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# how do you not see how crazy you seem?
or offensive?

If I drew a picture of you buried up to your neck with someone shouting "grow up" would you think that ok?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# it's in retaliation,
not that that's a good excuse.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# it's retaliation to his daring to comment back at her stalking
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# retaliation to this
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# which was in response to the pictures she draws of him
you can't draw dubious pictures of someone and then be offended when they do them in return
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# two wrongs don't make a right,
three wrongs certainly don't. Is it going to keep going round and round?

I saw she did a couple of you, as well.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# but was what JJ did wrong?
or was it just b3ta fun and games?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I fear this sort of thing doesn't come across very well in translation.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# so the whole of b3ta should change
in case one person doesn't quite get it?

If people don't like the puerile humour and nonsense talk they probably should leave, because most people come here for such silliness.
*edit - this is going on too long and the people getting het up won't be reading it so I should shut up
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# if this is how the whole of b3ta gets worked up
when one person doesn't get it, then maybe you're onto something there.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# If Moggy is having a laugh then she's fitting in quite well
but the obsession with JJ IS a bit creepy (or the joke is lost in translation)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# but she'd be so much better if it wasn't for this
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# She's not a schoolgirl.
She has admitted she's in her twenties.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I had a chat with her and she mentioned school.
I think.

It's like trying to read whilst pissed.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# it was the frighteningly dull that i was alluding to
out of curiosity, was it a gaz correspondence where she mentioned her age?
edit - shit, i meant ot reply to smallbrainfield
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Oh right. Yes she is. XD
And she said on /board that she was at least 20, yet I gazzed her a while ago, and I THINK she mentioned something about school. As I said, trying to decipher any of her Pigeon English is near impossible.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# In a post last week,
I jokingly asked her why she wasn't in bed as surely it would be school in the morning.

The time difference made it about half past midnight in Japan. She replied she wasn't in school and was in her 20's.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# In a gaz, she said she was in school. :S
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# She might be a teacher
drawing pics of what she looks at every day
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, the education system in Japan must be WEIRD.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Aaaaaaand it's Nutter Hour again
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Not only is that hypnotic
But i now feel like I have done something wrong.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# haha so true
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Love it!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# :D in that mode, my card
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
draw freebase or fuck off
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# "You want to know something funny?...
Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you."
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Turtles in Time?
I've been playing Heretic on the Doom-Legacy emulator on psp, outstanding :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# with your balls?
ona yiff pile?

i bet you've been using your parka as a makeshift batcape.

this needs to be drawn now!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Leisure Suit Magnet : Magnet Cum Laude?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hitman Blood money
ning all have I missed anything
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Mortal Wombat's been banned and Moggy's throwing her toys out of the pram.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I have popcorn
and a comfy chair. Box on, B3ta.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I'm meant to be at a lecture at 4.
I hope it doesn't kick off while I'm gone.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I thought mortal wombat was already banned
TO THE BUNKER
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I think he had another account, or something.
I don't know, I only really caught the aftermath of it.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# He's now on his seventeenth account
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Can't they just IP ban?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# all he would need to do is restart his router and the isp will issue a fresh ip
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Grr...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)