Except that when you're out of a job, every day is Monday
or rather, no day is Monday
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Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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i once drank a litre of gin on a sunday night
and i didn't wake up till tuesday morning. i get paid on tuesdays, so apart from the violent swirly hangover, it wasn't as bad as i'm suggesting.
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Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Pffffft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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my parents bring me small bottles as holiday gifts now
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Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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