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# Is this the world's most terrifying Father Christmas?
'Hello children... I'll be coming down your chimney soon... with my plastic, partially obscured Dr Who face, my steroid pumped torso... and NO HANDS! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD...'

(Kudos to anyone who can animate it to make it 10x more evil)



EDIT: reindeer taken out the back and shot
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# TAAANNNNK!
*throws molotov*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# what are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I know I am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# you love it, you slag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's slaaaaaaggggg to you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# shut up and kiss me, you impetuous fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# *swelling of violin music*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# *swelling of other things*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *Throws bucket of water over Smash and Mediocre*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# water is not my chosen form of lubrication
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# YOW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hello, the ghost of last tuesday, I'll be coming down the chimney to slap you and tell you that this place is not flickr
Also, it's not nice to laugh at the disabled.

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I have Paint
Your move
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# You'll fucking well shop it or else
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I would be very curious to learn what else

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# COFFEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# No thanks

I'm drinking old gin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Or rather, it's called korenwijn, some type of old jenever
Very nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# gin is the thief of mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Except that when you're out of a job, every day is Monday
or rather, no day is Monday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# i once drank a litre of gin on a sunday night
and i didn't wake up till tuesday morning. i get paid on tuesdays, so apart from the violent swirly hangover, it wasn't as bad as i'm suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# my parents bring me small bottles as holiday gifts now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# how odd
me too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# *raises glass*

I have a stone bottle with a hand-written label, straight from the distillery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# WINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# FECK
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# DRINK
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Is it me or has he got no feet, too?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# He has no feet
All the flesh was used up covering his shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# rein dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Calm down deer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# CALM DOWN? WHY WOULD I NEED TO CALM DOWN!!???
GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# My nights of sleeping well are fucking over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# you could always share my bed
not that you'd get any more sleep, of course, but you'd at least enjoy being terrified whilst you lie awake.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I'd have to get back to you on that offer. I'm a bit busy cementing my chimney shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# you have a chimney? posh fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Aye, but it's never used; the chimney breast is a flat wall with a little electric fireplace on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# some of us live in tiny, tiny flats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I think I'd actually prefer a flat to a house for some weird reason.
Just feels a lot more personal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# the huge communal garden was great at first
until the couple with the HUGE dog moved in 4 doors down. they walk it at about 7 in the morning and the fucker barks right outside my bedroom window, waking me up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Damn :( at least you've GOT a garden!
I can't really call a concrete 7x8 foot area to put the wheelie bins, a garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# this thing is about 60 feet long and 18 feet wide
i used to grow veg, but there are too many pets here now, shitting on my crops.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Shame :( this afternoon was one of the only times I've been in the "garden" since I moved in.
Had to spraypaint something, you see. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Jayzus!
So that's what happened to the horrible old waxworks from Blackpool then.

Also - pinching that reindeer for future use.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Freshwater Mole should have it
Jeremy the Annoying .........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# The annoyed more like.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# that's BRILLIANTLY shopped
well done!! What did the original photo look like ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# He was surrounded by half eaten children
I removed them
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# should have removed him and left them in
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Also, only just noticed

it has a pole up it's arse...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hence, I'm guessing, the less than thrilled expression.
Also - good work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I Fank U!

May aswell go for the full set, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Ooo HAL nose - like the style.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# RudeHALph
?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# coming over here, stealing our jobs....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# That's cos his shoulders weigh 4 stone
And v nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)