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# 8AM - weather check at b3ta international airport
send up the weathercock
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Hey! What are you doing with one of my johnnies?
/massive penis joke
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# she has a very unusual nipple
totally unfazed by a 40 foot breast
edit : possibly 50 foot cant quite work out the scale
ok perhaps about 20-30 feet

well probably more like 20-25 feet (they could be tiny like smurfs or they could be giants, but I have to try and guess)
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# But it is actually blowing slightly away from us...
If it was erect, your calculation would be correct...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Proof
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# :/ i cant argue with science :(
EDIT : NO! thats 42 feet unlike giant! i think he ARE 6 feet tall in his cuban slippers
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Statistics
(when fully erect)
Length - 40ft
Girth - 11ft
Pube Length - 48ft (6 x 8ft)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# SCIENCE!

sexy SCIENCE!™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# - The Brand You Can Trust
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Corrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
where can I go in it where can I buy a ticket?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Needs more Quo
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] you're right! ...my bad

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)