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[challenge entry] One for the New Compo Thursday Lunchtime Threadrush


Just don't ask for the quarter pounder with cheese

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Excuse me, this mayonnaise tastes funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You didn't specify you wanted
the low-salt Mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Actually, I don't mind the saltiness, it's the lumpiness I dislike.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# those are lumps of "salt"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Oh yes, that would work on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# the more I think about it the more it should be so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# as someone who lives in an area twinned with the jeremy kyle green room
i heartily endorse this suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# We also need to consider the global reach of the McContraceptive brand.
Truly effective. It would be kind of like the B ark from Hitchhiker's Guide...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# it's a start
hmm, time to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# you live in the UK too?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# yes
the north west
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Suddenly
The Egg McMuffin doesn't sound so tasty.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# went into mcd's yesterday
was going to get a big fail meal

only the prices have gone up to the biblical kfc levels

it's like.. heh.. no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# One Happy Ending Meal to go, please.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)