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# fuck the hotdogs
my entire flat is an advert for ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I'm sat in a room full of IKEA furniture.
I'd hardly call it an advert for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# pfff
i'm never happier than when i'm sat cross-legged on the living room floor, a cup of tea by my side, a flat-pack bookcase in front of me and an allen key in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# swinging from tree to tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Lots of people walking around it aimlessly picking things up..
and putting them down again....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# i was furnishing a new flat
and had a £1000 budget. got everything i needed, including a sofa, computer desk, 2 large and 1 small bookcases, kitchen stuff(including a lovely cutlery set), a very nice rug, ornaments, lightbulbs and cactus. all of that and delivery cam to £320. many clothing stores were visited that day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# That's incredible.....
Whats the sofa like? I need a new one and can't find anything for that price...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i've had it 5 years
always sit in the same spot and there's no sign of it sagging. high arms, single fixed cushion and you can get new covers for about £20. the sofa itself cost £120. it's meant to be a 2-seater, but it's definitely a 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Mines 20 years old and knackered.....
Deffinitly need a new one, but it'll be on the wish list....

was really thinking about going away just for 3 or 5 days at christmas, just to get away from everything, but washing machine has just gone up the spout, so if I can't fix that myself, that;s what the money is going on instead...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# mine's broken, too
fortunately, my parents live just down the road, so i waash my laundry there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Bugger... thought you only had yours a couple of years? I remember you being off line....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yep
door handle snapped 3 days after the warranty ran out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Bugger....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# there's a place down the road
where i can get a new door for about £20, but i always seem to find more important things to spend the cash on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I just hate spending money full stop...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# i love spending money!
i just never have any to spend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)