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[challenge entry] Use Photoshop to reduce population? Clone stamp to raise sea levels !!


Starting with Sweden. Twats

From the Population Challenge challenge. See all 76 entries (closed)

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# LEAVE NORWAY ALONE!
i don't want to pine for the fjords again :(
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Norwegian cars are Fjord Fjestas
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Oh no - you've set him off again
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# good
edit awww has seconds thought and offer hanky
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Mister Hanky?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# the Christmas poo
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# But, but
what about their lovely lakes, an wonderful telephone system?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
it's the only way to be sure.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# How was the vodka and lemsip?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# not bad
only ended up having the one shot's worth, as i was really tired anyway and once i'd got it, i didn't really want to drink.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# age
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# possibly
but as long as i remain on the right side of 40, i'll do my best not to let it stop me!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# the right side of 40 is 40+. The "+" means "positive"
and once youre there............
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# once i'm there
i'll start lying about my age
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I endorse this message
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# What's wrong with Sweden all of a suden?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# too much time (to think) and too little to do
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# same thing
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Only place where the clouds are interesting....
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# there is that
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# At least it's all quiet on the Eastern front...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# IKEA
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Where else am I going to get my 30p hotdog from..!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I never had an IKEA hotdog...
I had their meatballs once, they were alright.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Not tried those... was going to but they put them up...
The hotdog is just an ikea tradition, and only nice because it's only 30p ;-)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I don't go there very often.
Only when I really have to. I prefer to get my furniture from Bethany and British Heart Foundation.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Furniture?....
All I'v ever got from there is glasses, cheep light bulbs and the hotdog....!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Their glasses spontaneously explode with a half-life of about a year, though.
We got all our office stuff from there, it's alright for office stuff.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# My last box of glasses lasted ten years before I'd broke them all...
Just brought a new box full earlier this year... no breakage so far... means i'm going to drop one tonight now...!!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# they don't do the veggie versions no more
that was a long walk for a big disapppointment

nuke em
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Never knew they did veggie ones.....
Although I would be fumming myself if they stopprd doing the normal ones.... quite often it's all I ever buy from there on the way out ;-)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# they were really nice
I had a right flounce whhen the bloke in Ikea Bristol said they don't do 'em no more

LS18 would have bin proud
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Start an internet campaign to make them bring them back...!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# fuck the hotdogs
my entire flat is an advert for ikea
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I'm sat in a room full of IKEA furniture.
I'd hardly call it an advert for anything.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# pfff
i'm never happier than when i'm sat cross-legged on the living room floor, a cup of tea by my side, a flat-pack bookcase in front of me and an allen key in my hand
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# swinging from tree to tree...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Lots of people walking around it aimlessly picking things up..
and putting them down again....!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# i was furnishing a new flat
and had a £1000 budget. got everything i needed, including a sofa, computer desk, 2 large and 1 small bookcases, kitchen stuff(including a lovely cutlery set), a very nice rug, ornaments, lightbulbs and cactus. all of that and delivery cam to £320. many clothing stores were visited that day :D
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# That's incredible.....
Whats the sofa like? I need a new one and can't find anything for that price...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i've had it 5 years
always sit in the same spot and there's no sign of it sagging. high arms, single fixed cushion and you can get new covers for about £20. the sofa itself cost £120. it's meant to be a 2-seater, but it's definitely a 3
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Mines 20 years old and knackered.....
Deffinitly need a new one, but it'll be on the wish list....

was really thinking about going away just for 3 or 5 days at christmas, just to get away from everything, but washing machine has just gone up the spout, so if I can't fix that myself, that;s what the money is going on instead...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# mine's broken, too
fortunately, my parents live just down the road, so i waash my laundry there
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Bugger... thought you only had yours a couple of years? I remember you being off line....
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yep
door handle snapped 3 days after the warranty ran out :(
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Bugger....
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# there's a place down the road
where i can get a new door for about £20, but i always seem to find more important things to spend the cash on
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I just hate spending money full stop...!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# i love spending money!
i just never have any to spend
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# dunno it was jst the most usable pic
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I suppose it's been going down hill ever since ABBA split up ..!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# true
as an 8 year old I fancied the dark haired one - because everyone I knew fancied the blonde so I thought I stood a better chance

fucking sad oor what
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Was the blond one Bjorn or Benny, can never remember.. ;-)
I never fancied either to be honest..... top tunes though, even though I don't really like pop at all....
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# haha not sure but the bearded one was Agnetha
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Certainly FUCK SWEDEN
But leave Norway and Finland alone cunthole. Besides, rising sea levels will wipe your blighty arse off the planet first unless you live on Meadowhell or the cockpickle.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)