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# you'll have upgraded to choccy hobnobs by then
fear not
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I wonder when this biscuit puberty will happen...
Hopefully not tomorrow, still got some digestives in the cupboard o_o
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# you can buy a hormonal test in Boots
that will help you gauge your future optimal biscuit barrel capacity
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I hope I don't lose my cool, it's always so embarrassing buying things like that.
I remember when I wanted to get a test on why I don't drink beer, only spirits.

The cashier called me a shirt-lifter.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)