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# true
and where the fuck have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# just on the edge of your peripheral vision
I'm inundated by dirty, dirty universtity work, so no real time for b3ta!
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!!
He had so much to give!

Why, WWWHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!


*builds new ivesb from old KFC boxes and chicken bones*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *gnaws on arm*
yummy!
chicken marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# no, i'm afraid i simply cannot accept this.
you must quit university immediately, before latching onto a rich old baggage and shagging her to death, thus rendering yourself rich and with a studly reputation, if somewhat slutty. fame, bimbos and b3ta await.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Blimey Smash, it's like you're my sister or something.
Son, I want you to say hello to Auntie Monkey
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# bloody hell, another nephew!
that's more uncomfy jumpers to knit for christmas. it's my duty as an aunt to make clothing that makes you look a cunt if you wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# can mine say
#1 neph please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# whys my number 1 like that?
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# yes it can
and it may have a moomin on the front
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# oh please no!
they creep me out....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# ok, what about a ducky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# quacktastic
A yellow one please auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ok.
if the sleeves are too big, you can always grow into it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hm.
I don't think my guns can get any bigger....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# of course they can!
just eat your greens like a good boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# NEVER!!!
*flings green to floor*
I want STEAK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# THAT'S MY BOY!
*serves up half a cow*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# *eats innards*
*climbs in*
*falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# what, are you luke skywalker now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# wanna see my lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# dirty boy! put it away!
save it for the old ladies!
oh, and if you call me an old lady, i'll have to cut you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ok ok!
octogenarian
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Duuuuuuude...
That's your Auntie!


She probably does, too
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# that's neither here nor there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# *gets bus to beverly hills retirement home*
hello young lady.





urgh!, dry....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# don't forget the lube
those old bitches'll friction it down to a twoskin in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# no time for lube!
*scrapes*






*whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# get a blow instead
they've got no teeth, so the worst you'll get is an enthusiastic gumming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)