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# DAD!
*back breaking dadcatch*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Aww, I've missed you, son!
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# aya popsy.
Just busy at w*rk And uni
BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Bah, that's not good.
Uni? Is that through w*rk, or are you changing your career?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# nope,
same job, just a 4 year course.
(in third year now)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Sweet!
Erm, son? I've got something to tell you...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# *sits at dads feet*
what is it papa?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Well...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# *squirms*
what?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# There's no easy way to tell you this...
...so I'm just going to tell you straight.


You're going to have a step-mum
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# WOO YAY!
More christmas/Birthday presents!!
Star wars lego me up!!
When, and wheres my invite?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha, I knew you'd be pleased :D
Not for another 18 months or so, and your invite will of course be in the post :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# score.
Excellent news pops!

does mum know you have a 31 year old son?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Ha, of course she does, son! Erm, yeah, definitely!
I'm almost sure I told her ages ago, yeah course she knows O_o

Now sit here and eat these sweets...

*hands bag of sleeping tablets*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru-
*slumps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Son? Son? SON!
Noooooo! He had so much left to give!

*looks around for more KFC bits*

*searches*

*Finds skip full of rubbish in garden*

*builds new Ivesb*

Sorry son, I couldn't find any more chicken bones. I've had to use these scaffold poles, boards and iron brackets...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *clanks around room*
jobs a good-un.
and with few adjustments.....
*re-points chimney*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# if this is indeed the case
it's fabulous news! congrats to you both!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# It is indeed the case :)
Thank you very much :)

*return hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# have you considered a naked wedding?
if you did, i'm betting channel 4 would pay for the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# trousers begone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Do you know, we haven't!
But now that you mention it, we still won't! :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# o/ -hello old people...
...come sit in the sun where it's warmer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)