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# smooth and creamy baileys
yes i would
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# would you like a generic sainsburys "ostensible cream sherry"
at least it's not tudor rose :D
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# that sounds acceptable
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Top tip: If you think you're going to be sick, drink some baileys. It makes your sick taste nice.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Top Top
Tudor Rose tastes like a mix between Lager/Sherry Optimism/Piss
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Top Tip
fill your shoes with rice krispies. you'll feel like you're walking on a tropical sandy beach without ever leaving your home.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I actually use rice crispies as carpet, thus giving me this feeling continually in the safety of my own home
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Wise beyond your years, both of you!
More top tips here: www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ah, i used to love the viz
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Top Tip
Visit a tropical sandy beach, it's nice.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# don't really like beaches
but i've woken up on a few
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# but they are always filled with heavily armed robbers
who at best are going to leave footprints with little arm-ruts in the wake and at worst kill you in the face and steal your pants
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# what beaches have you been going to?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# tropical beaches with hugely armed robbers
and no other kind
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Lloret beach isn't nice
very gritty sand and overpriced refreshments
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Sand is a cunt OR Sands are cunts.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# it's hot and it makes your feet feel nasty
but it does smooth rough heels
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# lol, mostly this is true;
the exception being if you run out of baileys and hook into beer and bourbon after.......
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)