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# *runs fingers through glorious locks of man-hair*
fuck Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I have to say, growing one's fringe out like JimBob from Carter
gives one an enormous psychological advantage when dealing with a baldie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# a bugger in the wind though I expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Not at the moment
I've just had the back shaved down to a "number 1" so the velcro effect keeps it in place rather nicely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# please tell me you also wear ragged loose jumpers
and have a dog with a neckerchief on a piece of string
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# No dog, but I do have a jumper so ragged and loose that I can fit two other people in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "Crusty girl, crusty girl, say that you'll be mine
I love your rotten armpits, your body smeared with grime,
An aluminium ringpull will be our wedding ring, in a muddy pagan ritual, while choirs of crusties sing ... "

The Dishevellers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Gah
Now I'm fantasising about stripy tights again

I wish they'd come back into fashion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# mmm. yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# my mum told me number ones are at the front
and number twos at the back

I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I call it the reverse mullet
Business at the back, party at the front
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)