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# Smooth.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# What the fuck has this got to do with lizards?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, a distinct lack of lizards spaffing onto lizard-tits.
I for one will not be buying this publication again.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# It's ridiculous really
I subscribe to lizards spaffing on lizard-tits and what I want to see is lizards spaffing on lizard-tits. I may have to go to the ombudsman
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# when a bot you've never met before suddenly gives you cow lips......
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Cow lips....
...the bestest of all the lips.

Halfway through MW2.5, not overly impressed (decent enough shooty but not worth the wonga, far to similar to 2). Hopefully Skyrim's sitting in the house when I finish work :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I completed it on the day I bought it.
Survival mode in the SpecOps bit is kinda fun, but the single player isn't as good as previous installments.
They've just taken what people deemed the highlights of previous games and recycled them.
(EG: killing the character you've been playing is a shock in MW1, but it kinda loses its impact by the 5th time)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Got the 2nd one on Steam
3rd one had much higher minimum specs but it's exactly the same engine, so it run regardless. Seemed like the perfect rental title tbh.

Oh well, only Skyrim, Arkham City, Uncharted 3, Dark Souls and most probs about 38 other titles to go...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Really needs more tits on the vending machine
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ^ Needs more lizard spaff
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# All very sweet, but WHO WON THE GREAT PILLAR-BOX STANDOFF?
Enquiring minds wish to know!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# We all lost
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Give up, Barry
She's only interested in machines with coin slots.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)