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# Of course!
She'd never run those two items by a checkout clerk
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Not together, certainly...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I would, as an elaborate prank.
I've known people to buy KY jelly, a box of tissues and a Hannah Montana DVD all in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# What do you mean, prank?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# it wasn't a prank. your friends are perverts, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Well, more a friend of a friend; one of my merkin friends before I stopped talking to her.
Her mates were a bit... weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Why, they sound perfectly charming.
Maybe your standards are too high?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Luckily I don't keep (and never have kept) much contact with them.
And let me put it this way; the reason me and merkin girl don't talk any more, is because I laughed when she drew a beard on her face.

She's trying to become a man.

And failing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Next time make it a courgette. Or some kind of marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# i'd go for the whole corgy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Do they sell corgies in the supermarket?
Doesn't the Queen object?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# i got me one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# KY jelly
and a baguette
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Yeasty, for her pleasure
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:37, archived)
# *taps nose knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)