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# The audience will be instructed to gnash their teeth and people from home can upload their own gnashing videos to youtube
it's all interactive and shit, we're going to be rich bro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Web 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Is it going to be on Channel 5
or would the mental stability of the contestants have to be a consideration?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# bbc documentary.
Pull those strings and I will being the goods
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Can Ian Wright present it?
He's very good at presenting television. Some say he's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# To be honest I'd have to give away a part of the final twist so he could voice it properly
I wouldn't be prepared to give this away to you, are you comfortable with this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm only hiding it from you to preserve the integrity of the other performers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ok just to give enough away that you can get on board
The final episode will have a man having sex with a goat and it will be a bbc documentary on how people are happy to sit there and watch after winning a few thousand dollars.

We're on to a winner here, hook me up with some cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Ok, FINE
The twist that I reveal to Ian Wright is that it's really about how many audience members will feel invested after gnashing everywhere and how many of them watched a man have sex with a goat and clapped at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It's a test of my charisma
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# send me cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Just asked the bank.
They said they'd only give me a loan if Huey Morgan presents it. I said it's Wright or no one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# But Huey Morgan would be great for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I respect your stance. We have other offers if needs be.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Also I already have a few episodes of Pad Thai for the Homeless Guy filmed
I walk around giving out thai noodles to homeless people.

Send me cash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# People can vote on the best gnashing at the worst person and the worst gnashing at the best person
they can upload videos of themselves voting to youtube. I got this shit wrapped up, send me cash.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)