House spiders like that are all harmless. They don't even bite when you pick them up.They can move at a fair lick if they want to though, but (and this is the important part) THEY CAN'T FUCKING HURT YOU!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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Oooh those fuckers are just wrong...
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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