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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# HOORAY

I do love your work chopchopchopchop. Good to see you here again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
# YAY
why thankyou mate !
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'd like ten dollars worth of
one of my eyes just relocated.
But with any luck I'll be peeing into a cup soon, so.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Use an old milk container.
2 Litre milk bottles save me at least 4 trips to the loo whilst doing a big project!

Word to the wise, if you use one for water to keep hydrated, be sure to sniff the contents first before drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I used to live on a boat (which is why I hate boats now)
Tonic water bottles with the gin poured in should be inspected with special caution to make sure it's not something you intended to dump overboard before you got distracted.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ^ This.
I don't live on a boat, But when I'm deep into an edit if I get up and walk away I tend to do anything else rather than return back to the PC.

When I'm on a roll I can spend a good 8 to 10 hours straight and just farm the shit out, When I'm up and down and distracted I can take 2/3 days over a 2 hour edit!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Interesting, I've been considering living on a boat.
In what ways does it suck?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# It's the way the spiders materealise out of the walls when it gets dark
Millions of the bastards....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Cool, that'll keep the mosquitoes down I should imagine.
I wonder if you have to pay some kind of fee to the water authority if you want to live on the river Trent.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Just your stardard river licence and your mooring fee....
I always thought you lived in America, I'm only a couple of miles from the Trent and that's where my mates boat is....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Spiders are ace, what's wrong with spiders?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# they cheat at pontoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:08, archived)
# That's fine, I'm more of a whist man myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I still tend to lose :(
Come to that, even if I try and play Blackjack or 21 I still lose!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# never mind, you can still use your secret spider magical technique handed down through the web of ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# they have seven legs
and they cant parallel park
anyeay. back to skyrim.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# They are the scariest looking things on the entire planet.....
And they ocupy exactly the same living space as myself, and insist on running at me, and when you try to kill them, they either stand ther holding their ground waving their front legs at you, or run some where you can't find them, and run out at you again later.....
If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# ^^this
I want to like spiders, I really do. But I don't. In my house they are the size of dinner plates and use transporters to move around.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# So pick them up and chuck em out a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# That is what they do to me!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I'd love to be able to like spiders....
They are pretty amazing.....
But just sooooo scary......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
Nothing to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# This is the sort I'm terrified off...
www.google.co.uk/search?q=house+spider&btnG=Search&hl=en&safe=off&um=1&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=633&sei=FFHRTubpAtKYhQeFiIC0Cg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# House spiders like that are all harmless. They don't even bite when you pick them up.
They can move at a fair lick if they want to though, but (and this is the important part) THEY CAN'T FUCKING HURT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
These on the other hand... These you're allowed to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Oooh those fuckers are just wrong...
allowed required
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You shouldn't be, because
they actually keep out the UK's only possibly deadly spider (the false widow).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That one I am not scared off...
It's not about what they can actually do, it is a phobia based entirely on what they look like....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah, I know how it works.
I get it a bit too to be honest, big ones can make me jump. Then I feel extremely foolish and get interested in them instead. There's a house spider that's lived under my shower for years, it's got an enormous web, I call it Shelob.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah, there is a giant one at the bottom of my out side steps that lives in a hole in the roof...
I give it a wide bearth, but it can stay there in peace as far as I am concerned, it's not in my flat, and if I don't fuck with it, it will stay out side quite happy
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Oh they make me jump if I see one scuttle around without knowing what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# The one whose bite they described as "painful" and hasn't killed anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Seems like there's some genetic divergence going on
like the ones on the other side of the Atlantic are dangerous and the ones in Europe aren't.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah, spiders don't do any of that.
Except a few that DO lay eggs under your skin, but not in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# The point being.....
That's what you think they are capable of doing and want to do,IF you are aracnophobic...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Sister needs to grow a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I may not have chosen the right boat and location.
Middle of Morro Bay, 26' sloop. 12 volt electricity only, row home in all weather.
It was really beautiful and a nice place for loud (acoustic) music but the second winter was quite enough.
I liked to do detailed acrylic paintings at the time, and my home was never still. When the wind blows hard it still makes me a little bit dizzy sometimes.
I like to cook and had no refrigeration and an alcohol burning camp stove.
The only other things I found to do in the evenings were listening to music on a car CD player and reading (it was a great 2.5 years for reading :)
On a twenty six foot boat your toilet may be under your pillow.
I also woke up once or twice to an otter eating live crabs just outside my window, and I could leave the boat on my surf board to get to one of the best spots around (still it took just as long to get there as to row then drive, and once I was there I was committed, no backsies).
Everything you own will smell of mildew (tell the women that it's "boat smell", don't use the M word).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Also
I knew that I'd left out something:

It turns out that I do not like to sail. I never have, but remember: at the time I was an avid surfer. Surfing is to sailing as watching explosions is to watching erosion.
I still think that what all the guys out on their boats plying their local waters today are doing is just what I was doing when I was eight and used to sit in a cardboard box for hours imagining that I was traveling in outer space: they are fantasizing about some great adventure when what is actually going on is tedious, really mind numbing, and anyone who thinks about it for two seconds should see that. When you are on a boat you are stuck, there's nothing marvelous going on, nothing is going to happen.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Heh, some good informations there
I used to love my cardboard box spaceships, though, and you could say much the same thing about computer games, or a whole slew of other entertainment (including stories and holidays) - they don't actually cause anything marvellous to happen. It's very difficult to get anything marvellous to happen in life, so that seems an unfairly high standard to request from a boat. Come to think of it, boats are on Ian Dury's list of reasons to be cheerful:
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18-wheeler Scammels, dominecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks

The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
Which is a completely ambiguous song, but I think emphasises that a boat ... a boat is just this thing, you know?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Cheerful stuff.
Nannygoats ftw.

I think that surfing and motorcycles can make a lot of things look pale by comparison. My brother actually raced bikes for a few years and he's like a sober junkie now: nothing is fun relative to that. The upside is he has always wanted kids and now he's really prepared having put the best things in life behind him.
I suppose that the moral is to avoid peak moments???
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha.. ace.... this is the advatage of having an opposing thumb...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That's some blood pressure problem he has...
It forced his eyeball down his face and out his cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Was your username Pecker at one point?
Either way I love your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# thanks!
no im not pecker, im MONSTA! (www.swampmonsta.blogspot.com if u wanna see other stuff)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Yeah I saw that, great stuff.
That's partly why I asked actually. I think at one time Pecker changed his name to Monstar, so I wondered if MONSTA was the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# ow i see, well now thats settled! :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Do we like this one?
Just trying to establish his JJ quotient.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You mean the "post one picture then leaves for another week" kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Yus
No interaction with anyone that isn't relevant to their own work.

See also danielgoodm, Sheep!, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# here`s a response to you,
what do you want to talk about, where do you work or study? whats your favourite film? what are you wearing?
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
Not my point.

Please stick around and comment on and like other people's stuff.
Just posting your own stuff and going is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# B3ta: the website of frowning, come here if you want to risk being frowned at.
Anyway what are you wearing?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Same here!
Let's harass anybody who's different.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:55, archived)
# .
i do comment on here, and im trying to interact right here now, but its no fun . :(
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Sorry
I'm sure you're lovely. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
# awww
*rubs innapropriately*

HEY EVERYONE! FUNTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Give me twenty quid and I'll beat Bela Lugosi's Dad up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)
# and give me twenty quid
and I'll just stand there

watching

not blinking

just staring

in a very donald pleasance sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Shush disco, I'm trying to work a grift here.
Be quiet or you'll spook my mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# little do you know
I could be too

*continues staring*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Are you grifting on my patch?
I don't take kindly to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# look! a bird
*the runs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# *runs away*
:)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# People are shy, you know.
It's all the forced interaction that causes it. How can we ever truly relate to one another anyway? What does it matter? And so on. See also: every Bergman film.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Doesn't justify Jolly Jack's attitude to the site, but I take your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# maybe he's too good for us
edit: come to think of it

maybe he really does lack humanism!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand the question.
I like chopchopchopchop's pics. I'm not sure I'm ready to dedicate myself to making creepily incomprehensible 'fan-art' based on them though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10613925
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Ah, gotcha.
In all seriousness, if someone wants to come here and post great pics then go away again without saying much, I personally don't have any problem with that at all. There are plenty of other chatty people here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)
# He's asking you to make up his mind about whether he likes chopchopchopchop or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# THEN YOU'RE NO REAL FAN
*creeps off to add to his collection of creepy mofaha fan-art*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
# yeah, only fucking weird fuckers would make mofaha fan art or use his art as the basis for anything


You'll never catch me being one of those internet weirdoes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)
# *rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaa
(herman:D, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# For the record
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
# thanks babes
*runs away*
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha, what the...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# this could be a spoon
it gets my vote anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
# that is true, it shouldve been a spooon!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# lovely
nice style
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
# How remis of me, this is beautiful man.
It reminds me of a 2d version of the things that come out of my head.. I must scanner... scanner... insert scanner...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Is this modeled on Smashies eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Yes, I like it too.
And I almost never bother to compliment people's work, I tend to imagine that just waffling off-topic elsewhere in the thread counts as a sort of indirect approval.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# ^
Have been quite sparse with my comments of late, have to keep reminding myself that I wouldn't like it if I posted something I was proud of and other people just clicked 'like' and stayed silent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# strange
I like
(Zoidaroid, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# chronic contemplation
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:06, archived)