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# my mate's done that
he's worked with computers for years, but he can't work out what's going on with mine.
the fact that he built it may have something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Masturbating franticly in front of a computer is not REALLY working with computers!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# he only masturbates to billie piper
according to the disc, i should have loads of space. then, i try to run the computer and the disc says i have no space at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# How can you check the disc without running the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# this is what i'm telling you
i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Working with computers isn't the same as knowing anything about them.
The admin lady in my office has used computers for work for years and has no idea how to open zip files.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# yes, but he repairs them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Pfft. Wipe hard-drive. Reinstall windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# If he can't do that he's a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# In fact, if he does it for a living he's a dick for not doing it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# i think he has
i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# If he had done that your computer would be fine.
Or else it's a hardware problem which can't be fixed and he'd have told you that. The dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# i think he may be a dick
i'll slap him in the nipples, they're ridiculously sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)