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# hey hey :)

how the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear!!!
Is that what a night out with Stu does?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# INDEED :D
slightly headachey the next day
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# well, i'm pissed off
as my computer is running slower than an obese amputee, but i'm still getting on here while i can before it dies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that sucks
have you tried turning it off and pouring lemsip all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# i've tried shouting at it and calling it a cunt
that didn't work and that's all i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i overheard my four year old daughter screaming at the computer the other day
"why won't you work DAMMIT?!?!?"

i was so proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i would be too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# how many processes are running?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# my bet's on 273
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i have no idea
and as i'm drunk, this may be a bad time to ponder on the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Admit it smash, it's so full of malware from all the porn sites it's amazing it can open the internet at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i don't bother with porn sites
i prefer the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Perhaps, once upon a time
You could.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# msconfig ftw!
Also, up the page file size.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# seriously, i can't do any of that
i'm a total computer numpty. i've deleted everything, including all my music and nothing's helping. it'd the local disc th's at fault and me and my mate(mostly my mate) have tried everything, to no avaiul.
i need a new computer, for which i need to win a lot of money :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# There's just something eating up your memory.
Frankly the quickest way to find it should be a search for any file over 1gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# tried that
whatever it is, it seems to be hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# So include hidden files in the search
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# my mate's done that
he's worked with computers for years, but he can't work out what's going on with mine.
the fact that he built it may have something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Masturbating franticly in front of a computer is not REALLY working with computers!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# he only masturbates to billie piper
according to the disc, i should have loads of space. then, i try to run the computer and the disc says i have no space at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# How can you check the disc without running the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# this is what i'm telling you
i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Working with computers isn't the same as knowing anything about them.
The admin lady in my office has used computers for work for years and has no idea how to open zip files.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# yes, but he repairs them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Pfft. Wipe hard-drive. Reinstall windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# If he can't do that he's a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# In fact, if he does it for a living he's a dick for not doing it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# i think he has
i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# If he had done that your computer would be fine.
Or else it's a hardware problem which can't be fixed and he'd have told you that. The dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# i think he may be a dick
i'll slap him in the nipples, they're ridiculously sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# 1:) have you tried emptying your recycle bin?
2:) have you tried a system rollback/restore thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# yes to both
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Thats me out of ideas then.
Buy a new one! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# if i had the money, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# This little app is free
and used to help keep my memory free on my old pcs
www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/maxmem/Freeware.htm
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Smash's problem is with the local disc, not the memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# An online virus scan might be needed.
housecall.trendmicro.com/uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Or....
If he does fix ppcs he must have a hard drive floating aboot,
Replace the hard drive and re-install windows, if that doesnt work its something more serious.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# replaced the hard drive months ago
no joy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# *headhand*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# tried that just now
won't load
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Start, Computer, Right click C:, properties.
How much space?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# 64.okb, apparently
but it won't let me do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# What the hell is an okb?
The choices are GB, MB, KB, or B.
If it's anything other than GB you're screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# i think i'm screwed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# He hasn't put one of those stupid doctored XP copies on has he?
XP black or some such pants? Last system I witnessed with that had 72 infections after a fresh installation.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Look, if he's replaced the hard drive, and re-installed windows you would have no problems with the memory filling up.
It takes years to get that sort of problem from a clean install. Therefore it's a hardware problem. Either motherboard, or RAM. Can't be hard drive as he's already changed it. The trouble with that is that shouldn't cause your hard-drive to fill up with bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i'm willing to accept your diagnosis
as i have no idea.
still, i think a new computer will solve my problems
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Get onto freecycle and get someones cast off pc for free.
As I said earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
groups.freecycle.org/LiverpoolfreecycleNetwork/posts/16290597/TDs%20Recycled%20PC%20334
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Doing alright, thanks...
Despite the fact I need to write an essay, make 10 books, and fill an A3 sketchbook with 'reportage' drawings, all in 3 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# piece of piss
sellotape two foxes together, give then some scissors, a brown crayon and some glitter glue

(Edit: two actual foxes - not just two "you"s.)

job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I shall have to go out into the garden and snag a pair, then. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# When you say 10 books?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Well I say that, but it's making ONE book but making 10 copies of it.
EDIT: And if you're interested, it's a satirical artist book, pointing out what people really mean when they post an ad in the lonely hearts columns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha - brief moment of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# that's me
brief and mirthful :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# lovethisone :D
got a new spang do i post it
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# /O\
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)