Saying that it's very high-powered and has fantastic rangefor a highly mobile army the plastic spoon could be a godsend!
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Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:07,
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Thinking about it, it WOULD have its uses.A single Javelin missile costs about as much as a Porsche 911. The weapons grade plastic spoon would cost about 5p.
*sends letter to MoD*
(*sends letter to MoD*
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:11,
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I'm currently designing a weapon made from the tube of a biroand some small paper pellets I think it has excellent potential for precision sniping
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Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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Interesting. *takes notes*I hear they've started crafting basic UAVs out of a single sheet of A4 paper. Field reports claim they are "a success".
"We have taken the entire Middle East and Mr. Bragg's electrical shop in the space of an hour."
("We have taken the entire Middle East and Mr. Bragg's electrical shop in the space of an hour."
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:17,
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could be embarrassing if the ammo got mistaken for softmints though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:14,
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Softmints remain untested in the field of combat and the Geneva Convention have alreadyruled the use of mint as unlawful.
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Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:15,
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We've had reports that North Korean forces are developing deadly new weapons; twigs with a bit of dog poo on the end. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:20,
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Now the shit will hit the fan!
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Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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Mm, I've seen a few modified weapons appear on the black market. Ain't legal, y'know. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:25,
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