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# Saying that it's very high-powered and has fantastic range
for a highly mobile army the plastic spoon could be a godsend!
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Thinking about it, it WOULD have its uses.
A single Javelin missile costs about as much as a Porsche 911. The weapons grade plastic spoon would cost about 5p.

*sends letter to MoD*
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I'm currently designing a weapon made from the tube of a biro
and some small paper pellets I think it has excellent potential for precision sniping
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Interesting. *takes notes*
I hear they've started crafting basic UAVs out of a single sheet of A4 paper. Field reports claim they are "a success".

"We have taken the entire Middle East and Mr. Bragg's electrical shop in the space of an hour."
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# could be embarrassing if the ammo got mistaken for softmints though
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Softmints remain untested in the field of combat and the Geneva Convention have already
ruled the use of mint as unlawful.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# We've had reports that North Korean forces are developing deadly new weapons; twigs with a bit of dog poo on the end.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Now the shit will hit the fan!
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
rubber band upgrade can nudge the costs up a lot
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Mm, I've seen a few modified weapons appear on the black market. Ain't legal, y'know.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)