I once had a fight with half an acre of knotweed.
I totally won, but it wasn't easy.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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I can imagine I had a massive fight with the grass in my backyard
it had grown about 4ft tall took me ages to strim through it and then I ran out of strimmer wire so borrowed a neighbour's hedge trimmer and got Evil Dead on it's ass!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:22,
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Old school tools are definitely the most satisfying means of dispatch, but nothing shouts "Die, plant!" like an industrial strimmer.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26,
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or a German architect
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33,
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*dabs tear from eye*
Yes!
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:40,
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