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[challenge entry] And for the main course, the piece de resistance... La Turquie Surprise!


'The wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret.'

'But of course. Unfortunately our cellar is poorly stocked with clarets.'

'A claret? With turkey? You daft cunt!'

From the A James Bond Christmas challenge. See all 200 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Is the surprise how many limbs that bird has got!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# It looks like it has wings to the far left of the picture...
Its drumstick legs in the middle,
and what looks like another set of what appear to be accross between legs and wings to the far right of the picture?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I think they are the thighs that attach the drumsticks to the torso
but I'm no anatomyist!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Neither am I, but I'd be scared to eat it..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I hope he's having chips* with that.



*Claret
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *clarets*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# mmm raw turkey coloured with marmite
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Bootiful....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# your French is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)