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# ...his dong.
When he whips out his dick,
He feels very sick,
Because of the almighty pong.

THANK YOU! *takes lap around the room*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# well done :D
my version went

...on his dong
he called Jeremy Beadle
who turned up with a needle
and pricked it..oh phew what a pong
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# They say Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock...
...but on the other hand, it's quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# his right testicle looked like a mouldy broad bean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# and his left......?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# a mouldy sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)