there was a young man called Kim Jong
who wore a cheap leopardprint thong
it kept his junk trim
til the elastic gave in
now his balls and his cock feel all wrong
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:16,
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There once was a man called Jong Il
Who was a fan of a well turned heel
so from his garage
he turned to massage
so with zeal he could have a quick feel
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arrangedletters,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22,
archived)
there was a young man called Jong Kim
who had an addiction to Vim
he'd mix it with Cillit
then finally chill it
and share it with tramps on a whim
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26,
archived)