One time I got to the warehouse and I only wanted one thing which was then out of stock.
I took the one on display that had already been built, gave them my money and walked out glaring at them. To their credit they were all quite understanding.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13,
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Nearly 50% of the current population of Europe was concieved in an Ikea bed.
Almost 40% of them managed to do it in the showroom.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:17,
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