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# I bet your idea of a christmas well spent is dressing up in latex and touching ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Isn't everyone's?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# ^Very much this
with the odd leather whip as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Hurt me! Oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit!
Make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *Grits teeth*
*Savages*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
Probably the strangest thing you'll hear all day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
"Have you no shame! Keep the brief case closed for christ's sake"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# whats odd about leather whips?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# no dressing up in ham and touching latex actually.
Why what's yours? Dressing up in spandex and touching hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I had to give up touching hamsters years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Good!
I like hamsters. You just leave those hamsters alone you dam rodent fiddler!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Switched to axolotls and never looked back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)