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# It always seemed a bit creepy to me.

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(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Wants hanging, he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Hanging's too good for 'im.
Though I'm not sure of the criteria on which this is judged.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Perhaps he should be melted
and the constituent water droplets refrozen into someone more helpful. (actually, is he made of ice? no idea...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# He's made of mint scented soap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Wish I could find some decent soap
My Imperial Leathers always degenerate into sludge. It's a conspiracy, I tells you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Imperial Leather's a load of tosh... Coal tar soap is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *googles*
That seems very manly. Ten bars, please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# It's like being in the SAS of personal hygiene.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I've more or less been banned from using coal tar soap
Any time I live with someone - in whatever context - I get banned from using it. I've taken to keeping bars just for when I travel so I can get vicarious soap-related hotel shenanigans.

/God my life is pathetic blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# That sucks :( I've more or less been obligated to use it; it's supposed to help sensitive skin, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I expect he'll ask for various offences of biting toes and fingers to be taken into account
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# It's the only way to see that justice is done.
He's a menace and should be banged up, is all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)