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# he has the look of a man
who knows his balls will be gently licked by a goat at some point in the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# and he's particularly pleased about the gently bit
He's had too many bad experiences with rough and clumsy goats
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# he also has a mouth
like one of smallbrainfield's characters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Perhaps smallbrainfield designed him
under commission from the North Korean government
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# if he did
he's keeping quiet about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# They probably threatened to kill his family or something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# i may apply for a job there
i can think of a few family members who need a good threatening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Well, we've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# i don't even have balls
or a goat, for that matter.
i suddenly feel very deprived :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# You could borrow a friends.
Don't know where you'd get a goat from, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)