Store a watermelon in a dry place for a couple of days,then cut a hole in it the same diameter as the neck of a vodka bottle. Insert the end of the vodja bottle and upend the beast so the vodka drains into it. The melon (assuming the fit is tight enough) absorbs the vodka. When it's drunk all it's going to, slice the fucker up and serve.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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We could just pretend my head is a thirsty melonFill me up
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The Hedgehog From HeII,
Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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Hold still while I cut the hole...Imagine - drinking vodka directly through the brain while still being able to converse and eat party nibbles.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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I meant by mouth rather than trepanning, but I'll try most things onceFire up the drill
( The Hedgehog From HeII,
Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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