b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10650851 (Thread)

# Run while you still can! The Slaughtermelon is upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I SUMMON MELON-HAT-DOG-HEAD-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# That should just about do it.
Slaughter melon takes 3xD6 damage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# ...Oh he's about to suffer a LOT more "damage"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Reminds of an evening during the dying days of the Raj.
Suffice to say the Brigadier couldn't ride straight for several weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
/ac
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ...and Goatse was born.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# nice reflection!
Melons!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Melon Kim, Respectable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, that brings back some memories
*blows cobwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Ha! You're twisting my melon, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
Now that reminds me of 'Bez' in this, which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Someone break out an inordinate quantity of rum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ah, reminds me of the vodka melon my workmates made.
Thirsty buggers, watermelons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Vodka melon? Go on........ tell me more....
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Store a watermelon in a dry place for a couple of days,
then cut a hole in it the same diameter as the neck of a vodka bottle. Insert the end of the vodja bottle and upend the beast so the vodka drains into it. The melon (assuming the fit is tight enough) absorbs the vodka. When it's drunk all it's going to, slice the fucker up and serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# We could just pretend my head is a thirsty melon
Fill me up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Hold still while I cut the hole...
Imagine - drinking vodka directly through the brain while still being able to converse and eat party nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I meant by mouth rather than trepanning, but I'll try most things once
Fire up the drill
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# i very much like your melon
oooo, it's GO-TIME!

*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Go go gadget something!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)