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# Nah, just that people get funny about magpies
I once had to share a car journey with a fella who had to salute and say 'Good morning mister magpie' every time he saw one. By the end of it I'd stabbed him in the face and buried his eviscerated corpse in a shallow grave.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# So much for getting rid of the bad luck...
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# They're carrion birds aren't they?
I should have left his body out in the open for them to pick the bones clean
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# It's always the race between the birds and the coppers as to who gets to the body first.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# oh god. My aunt does that
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)