I once had to share a car journey with a fella who had to salute and say "Good morning mister magpie" every time he saw one. By the end of it I'd stabbed him in the face and buried his eviscerated corpse in a shallow grave.
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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So much for getting rid of the bad luck...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35,
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They're carrion birds aren't they?
I should have left his body out in the open for them to pick the bones clean
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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It's always the race between the birds and the coppers as to who gets to the body first.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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Is it a Shooping trolley loaded with cheese and wine?
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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is it New York?
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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hahahaha
I can't shake that mental off, he's given up on new york, but now wants me to create 3d models of the screwdriver he's invented that has leds in to show where you are working. Instead of a quote I sent him links to the numerous models you can already buy and suggested he contact his lawyer quickly as they have clearly stolen his idea.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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hahahahahahaha
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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Good Noon
Who's putting the Kettle on?
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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Corvidae and all that. Just been involved in a project to give every bird species and subspecies an individual code - 30,000+ codes to generate. God bless autofill.