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# I can imagine
there is very little pain once the blinding white light appears
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# as a migraine sufferer, i disagree
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# are you a testicle sufferer too?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# i've suffered the occasional testicle
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Is an occasional testicle like an occasional table?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# well, you can rest a cup of coffee on it
but it tends to have less legs
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Mine have 3 legs
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# all the best tables have at least 4
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Table salt doesn't have any
What's that all about?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# it's about 59p a tub
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, the tub has legs
Gotcha

Blimey, the world of tables isn't half confusing
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# silly!
only tub chairs have legs! your salt is masquerading as furniture!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Christ
No wonder I have an itchy arse
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# don't blame your condiments for your insufficient wipeage
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I bet you've never typed *that* sentence before :D
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# occasional tables are less frequent than periodic tables
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Less bloody too
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# indeed they are
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)