
Or live under the impression that Mountain Dew's so evil that the Americans make fun of it on comedy shows. For example: Homer Simpson is offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. He says 'EWWW... I'll take the Crab Juice,'
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:29,
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What the hell is that all about?
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32,
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You allow to fermentate for a while.
Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.
That's just gross.
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34,
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Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.
That's just gross.

When I opened it in the new year I discovered it was alcoholic root beer, which is actually worthwhile
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41,
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