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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Surely your hyax with specs creature
would be familiar with this film?

(I confess, I wasn't, I googled Arlington Steward!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I had to Google, too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Me too.
Although having read the Wiki article the original short story just sounds like a rehash of The Monkey's Paw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Would it really be buying though? *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# you might end up with a demand for £0.00 if you don't pay
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Receiving nasty e-mails about how you owe them nothing, and how they'll hunt you down until you pay them nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# NTL used to send out bills for £0.00
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# The student loan comapny did too
Until I phoned them up and very politely told the thieving scotch cunts to fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Psh, no wonder they went under.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# uuuuuuoooooohhhhhhhh!
/Bros
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I had a demand for £0.00 from the council tax office.
I then got a £100.00 fine for not paying the bill.

I then complained and got a statement for £100.00-£100.00=£0.00

We had a good laugh, but then a few weeks later I got a fine of £100.00 for not paying that invoice.

I then complained and got a statement for £100.00-£100.00+£100.00-£100.00=£0.00

I sent them a cheque for £0.00 with the little wee slip.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Bloody Hell - she's got big thighs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I wouldn't
There might be catch:
-Could launch all the world's nukes
-Could determine the death of someone at random with a push
-Could turn all the world's water supply into Mountain Dew

3rd one's the absolute worst.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
worst best
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Depends on whether you're American.
Or live under the impression that Mountain Dew's so evil that the Americans make fun of it on comedy shows. For example: Homer Simpson is offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. He says "EWWW... I'll take the Crab Juice,"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# It can't be worse than Root Beer
What the hell is that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You sit your pubes in a liquid solution made of spirits
You allow to fermentate for a while.
Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.

That's just gross.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# My mum bought me a bottle of beer for Christmas
When I opened it in the new year I discovered it was alcoholic root beer, which is actually worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Decent root beer can be delicious.
The no-so-good stuff can be disgusting. I think it's an acquired taste anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Most of my American friends love it.
I can't see the problem with it. It's just like a lemony-flavoured Coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# the hyax with specs is buying yiffpron off of the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Oh right
I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Where can I buy that mug?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)