Beer turns men into women.
That's why I don't drink.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse,
Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:44,
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in that they
gain weight, talk excessively without making sense, become overly emotional, can’t drive, fail to think rationally, argue over nothing, and refuse to apologise when wrong.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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That
with added Y chromosome.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse,
Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:08,
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No, in that he likes to fuck them when he's drunk
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:22,
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The only flaw in this is that its effect is temporary
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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