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# Manley Banana: made of guns and mustard.
And an extra E.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# It is bruised on the outside,
but not in the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I sometimes stick pins in them, sort of wobble them about a bit, then give it to someone.
When they open it, it'll be all cut up inside.

I'm sort of a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I keep meaning to do that trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I'd say about 6 or 7 times out of 10 it works. Very good when it DOES work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# bet you can't do it with an orange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# It seems possible, but not as easy as the banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Actually, if you use a big long needle
You poke it into the orange and keep pulling it in and out in stabbing motions around the inside of the orange, making sure you keep within the same hole and not enlarge it too much

Then replace in the fruit bowl and wait for your victim - when they try and peel it, the squeezing action will squirt a comical jet of orange juice, hopefully into their lying eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Nicely :D I'll remember this one for future use.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)